Secret Trolleypersons' Business

You have to wonder about this breed of human - the trolleyboy/girl. I wonder what the skills required for the job are:

See how many studs you can stick through your bottom lip/eyebrow/nose/cheek.
See who can grow the mangiest beard/goatee.
See how many earrings you can poke into your ear lobs/middle area/ear top.
See how long you can grow your unkempt hair.

Obviously feral is in. The people in this industry have the look and I'd be nervous about employing them. Not too many of them seem to have muscles - they all look rather weedy. And they also look rather weedy.

Cigarette Butt Litterers Shame File

Don't throw your cigarette butts out of the window while driving in front of me.

Shamed Person No. 1:

Perpetrator: Man, grey hair
Car: Blue BMW Z3
Licence Plate: 1AAE874
Location: Mill Pt Road, South Perth
Time: 7:47am, Tuesday 15th February 2005

Shame, you rich prick, shame. And it isn't the first time I have seen you do it. And it was 42 degrees a bit later in the day.