Friday, October 14, 2005

Early To Bed And Early To Rise ......

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

What a load of BS.

Frugal Bastard's tips for becoming healthy, wealthy and wise:

Invest in growth stocks
Don't be frivolous with money
Invest in education
Study each situation carefully
Disemminate the BS from the good advice
Eat a proper breakfast
Keep active and play sport
Find someone like-minded enough to share your ideals
Have fun with your family
Make the most of your time off
Make goals and work towards them
Pay no attention to crap sayings

Or, on the other hand:

Become a standover merchant
Invest capital where returns are highest
Surround yourself with heavies
Don't take any crap from anyone
Rule with an iron fist
Be your own boss

4 comments:

Hammysmum said...

What brought this on? Did someone ruffle your feathers? I think you are spot on with the first part.

Hammy said...

These are the sorts of thoughts that run through my head when I am off for a walk and have too much time on my hands.

NewYorkMoments said...

Hammy, you're a mensch.

Hammy said...

Mensch - German word for human, eh? I'll take that as a compliment.