Thursday, August 25, 2005

Doing My Bit For The Environment

I like to think that I do my bit for the environment. Whilst out for my walk this morning I killed four snails. Even had to backtrack to get one. Oh no sir, you won't be getting away. The world has been saved from countless millions of their spawn.

I don't require any letters of thanks as I am a humble man. I'm just doing my bit for the planet.

Waddya mean it's cruel? Rubbish! They have armoured protection in the way of a shell. Mind you, that was no protection when I took to the black berry tree with the secateurs.

Perhaps it is one reason we aren't allowed to wear shoes in the house.

6 comments:

Hammy said...

My second full-of-shit spammer. And I don't seem to be able to delete his posting. Who in their right mind would profess to loving my blog?

Hammy said...

Another three spammed comments to delete.

Anonymous said...

Put the word environment, explanation, question, health, you attract spammers like honey attracts bees.

Hammy said...

I thought that pollen attracted bees. Never mind.

Anonymous said...

By killing the snails, you have deprived a duck, maybe, of lunch!

Hammy said...

No ducks in my backyard having lunch.