Random Thoughts on Osama bin Laden

If Osama bin Laden played cricket he would need a theme song when he walked out to bat. And what would that song be?

I'm still standing - Elton John
Take me out - some Scottish band
Born to run - Bruce Springsteen
Voodoo Child - Rogue Traders

How are the Yanks going to catch him anyway? I wonder if they've tried that age old trick of offering him baseball tickets. The police catch thousands of wanted criminals by offering them tickets to sporting events and the idiots actually turn up to the game and get arrested.

Not too sure how many big games are on in Afghanistan or Pakistan at the moment though.