My Fart Is Showing Signs Of Ageing

I have come to the realisation, as many of us do, that you turn into your parents when you become older. This has been brought to my attention over the weekend by the sound of my farts. They have changed somewhat, in that they now sound like those that my father does. Oh, they bring back such fond memories.

Mind you, I don't require the knee lift and leg kick that my father uses to bring about the same note.