Friday, September 23, 2005

Is She Trying To Ruin His Reputation Or Enhance It?

Warney, Warney, Warney. What have we been up to? News report today says that a 37 year old woman, Julia Reynolds, had a five hour sex romp with Shane Warne on the eve of the Fourth Ashes Test. Warney subsequently got out for a golden duck the following day.

She said, "I guess you could say I've done my bit for England." Maybe she wasn't lying back and thinking of England as Warney is only worth about five minutes of fun normally. According to the previous liaison that he had anyway. Must have been fairly involving and she sounded quite proud that he was exhausted afterwards.

If it helped England win the Ashes, so be it. That's doing it for your country. But I want to know is she:
a) Trying to enhance her man-eating ego,
b) Trying to ruin Warney's reputation,
c) Trying to improve Warney's reputation,
d) Just some broad that got paid lots of money to spill her guts to the newspaper (what can Warney do in his defence?)
e) An agent for the Marlybone Cricket Club and being paid by the England Cricket Council.

10 comments:

Hammysmum said...

All of the above, maybe? Not that Warne has a reputation.

NewYorkMoments said...

ONLY 5 hours. That's nothing.

Hammy said...

I should have known.

NewYorkMoments said...

:-) I'm talented.

Hammysmum said...

Talented, in which area, newyorkmoments?

Hammy said...

Mum - don't ask such questions.

NewYorkMoments said...

Hey Hammy's Mum...You should visit my blog :-)

Hammy, don't talk to your mother like that!

Hammysmum said...

What was wrong with the question? We are all adults here.Newyorkmoments, I think I'll pass thank you.

Hammysmum said...

Warne is back in town and sleeping in the granny flat. I hope Simone tells him to get lost!

Hammy said...

Gee, he's picking up grannies now? Times must be tough or he's lost his touch with younger women.