Thursday, September 01, 2005

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6 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

So your family is gone a couple of weeks & this is how you're spending your time, Hammy?

Oh dear...

Hammysmum said...

What in tarnation has happened to you english?

Hammy said...

Do you mean that you can't read this? Put your mind to it and it isn't too difficult.

And don't call me english. I'm Strine.

ben said...

I could write a software to do that!

Hammy said...

I did it using Word (TM) and so it didn't take too long to do. You don't seriously think that I sat there and typed it all out by hand, do you?

ben said...

of course you replaced the characters. t with 7, e with 3 etc.