Car Names I'd Like To See

How about a bit more truth in advertising? Why can't we have some car names that truly represent the intentions or feelings of the buyers?

300PE - Penis Extension - for those men with a big ego but little performance material
280M-LC - Mid-Life Crisis - men of age 40-60 who need a flashy sports car to drive the secretary around but don't know why
200KLH - Kids Left Home - a car for the ladies in their late 40s - early 50s. Two door coupe of course