Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Women's Brains Work Differently

Let's face it, a woman's brain works differently to that of a man. Men can concentrate on the tennis on one station of the TV and cricket on another or on the radio concurrently. Woman can't stand that particular ability of men. Women say that they can concentrate on more than one thing at a time but that is ludicrous.

My suggestion is that the strongest design aspect of women's brains is the ability to remember what their men do wrongly and keep that information safely stored away for future reference. And nothing else. Men don't remember what happened in the past. We're too busy thinking about sport. Or sex.

6 comments:

Joe said...

Or having sex while watching tennis on one station, cricket on another, and listening to the radio at the same time.

honkeie2 said...

I am not a sports kinda guy my brain consist of food, beer, sex, boobies, food and beer. Not enuff room for sports, unless you think of sex as a sport lol

lori said...

Good grief.

That is such a fallacy!!! I can never understand how men can multitask when they are unable to cook, watch TV and talk at the phone at the same time.

Hammy said...

Well, I can cook and talk on the phone at the same time. Not that I'm a good cook. Actually, cooking is the best time to be on the phone as you have half an hour of your life being wasted.

Hmmm, some new ideas for sports. Thanks guys.

Hammysmum said...

I didn't realise we had raised such a chauvinist! (Just jokin')

Hammy said...

If you are a poor, misguided woman you might think that. (Just joshing)