Friday, June 17, 2005

I'm A Plane Crash Survivor

Startling headline, eh? We watched Lost last night and I was thinking, if people involved in a plane crash made it back to civilisation what would life be like and how would they be treated? Surely they would think of themselves a little differently. "I'm a bit of a celebrity because I survived a plane crash".

Yes, I've survived a plane crash. Remember that crash in Tenerife in 1977 where a Pan Am jumbo crashed into another plane on the runway and 582 people were killed? I survived it. The fact that I happened to be in Australia at the time greatly improved my chances of survival. In fact, I have survived more plane crashes than I care to remember.

Take a hint. Not being involved in the plane crash increases your chances of survival enormously.


Hammysmum said...

The trouble you are having with your new cumputer, must have got to you. What are you burbling about? Did I miss something on the news?

James said...

Man, you truely are weird, Hammy.