Bloody Bruce McAvaney

If ever there was a cure for constipation it has to be this guy. His commentating is full of nostalgia and over the top superlatives. Can't stand him. Take this from the opening day of competition:

"That's the fastest time he's ever achieved, in his career, to date."
Bruce McAvaney

What the hell are you trying to tell us Bruce? It was the guy's personal best. There are so many easier and less painful on the ears methods of achieving this. If I come across any more methods that work better than prune juice by the bottle full I'll let you know.