Heart Attack Ratings
I, for one, believe that there should be an overhaul of heart attack ratings. Are you sick of hearing about people suffering a mild heart attack and surviving and, seemingly, all those that die suffer from a massive heart attack. I guess you would ruin the family reputation if you succumbed to a mild heart attack. Let's put some real feeling in the level of attack, shall we?
1. What heart attack attack? - barely noticeable.
2. Ouch heart attack - slightly painful.
3. Yikes heart attack - strong stinging sensation.
4. Crikey Moses heart attack - strong pain.
5. Mother-of-God heart attack - this one packs a punch and your family reputation would remain intact.
6. Later dude heart attack - you're a goner.
I guess if you put your mind to it you could make some better suggestions.
2 comments:
I know heart attack survivers. They swear the pain runs from the arm down straight up to the jaw. This is from lack of oxygen flow. I would call it an S.O.B.!!I would never wish that on anyone. Have a great day!! Annette
How about we call it a uuuh I'm dead ugh blah bye!! Have a great weekend Annette. There was one man who I had to start to disect for anatomy class and I just could not do it. I dropped out. Looking at a heart attack victim's dead body is too much for me. Those Lame's (woops I meant Lane's ha ha sure could use more exercise or they may find themselves at the local morgue. Bye for now!!
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