Monday, August 20, 2007

I Went To A Strip Club When I Was Younger

It seems to be all the rage at the moment. Telling the world that you went to a strip club when you were younger. On the weekend it was frontline news that the Opposition leader, Kevin Rudd, attended a strip club in New York whilst on a tax-payer funded UN trip. Very interesting turn of events, that.

In today's news I see that our Defence Minister, Dr Brendan Nelson, also admits to having visited a strip club, albeit some 30 years ago. Somebody sees some political point-scoring going on here and wishes to clear the air before a finger is pointed at them.

In between these headline acts my best man, Nick, attended a strip club.

It's all the rage. I attended one too when I was younger. Never when I was older however so don't hold that against me. Mind you, I took along a bag of Minties in case I became bored.

How many more of our Federal politicians have attended strip clubs? More likely, how many haven't? More importantly, can we get our pollies to rate them so that we can all vote on them? Let's have some serious debate in Federal parliament as to the best strip clubs in, and out of, the country.

11 comments:

Susan Ham said...

Check the Yahoo! poll on this subject. You may be surprised.

Anonymous said...

Shame on you, not!! I went to a male one but, did not have to worry they were all GAY ha ha People are curious I geuss. I bet most everyone has gone to one but, why?? Why do people want to look at the slut types. The world may never know but, the philosophy still holds true today "Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?? A horrid movie about this horrible life style is called Showgirls. It shows how it just is not good!! Politicians need eye candy ha ha Have a good day!! Annette

Hammy said...

I fail to see what the sexuality of the performers has to do with it.

Susan Ham said...

Ho, Ho! When and where was this???

Anonymous said...

I geuss you are right !! Whatever floats one's boat. Nothing ceases to amaze me!! I have a nutty neighbor who likes to lay on his table nude and bat things around so I will look ha ha!! One of the Lane's is going shirtless at the park. I'm lucky if he wears undies ha ha Have a good day!! You should watch the music video" Private Dancer" By Tina Turner on You tube ha ha Bye for now !! Annette

Hammy said...

In the words of Ice-T - "There goes the neighbourhood".

Hammy said...

In the Mt. In my younger, and obviously, much wilder days. He he.

Anonymous said...

Ya that's for sure there goes my neighborhood ha ha Yes everyone was wilder when they were younger. I regret it but, I am wiser and married now!! ha ha Have fun?? What will you talk about next dirty movies??? Remember that man almost crashed his car watching one ha ha I can't believe what people can do in those movies ha ha IS that humanly possible or are they aliens ha ha Have fun Annette

James said...

I remember that time, and it wasn't exactly a "strip club", it was the local night club called Ripples. They had strippers there one night, and if I recall you got a fair amound of ribbing from all of us at trade school for your efforts on that night. But I too admit to going to see strippers at Ripples, twice. Couldn't believe what I saw, so I had to go again ;)

Hammy said...

Yeah, for that night it was considered a strip club. You're right. It's probably a good thing that there isn't a full time strip club in the Mt based on the antics of a few of the men in the crowd.

Susan Ham said...

You obviously have some secrets. I haven't noticed this 'wild' side of you.