I Went To A Strip Club When I Was Younger

It seems to be all the rage at the moment. Telling the world that you went to a strip club when you were younger. On the weekend it was frontline news that the Opposition leader, Kevin Rudd, attended a strip club in New York whilst on a tax-payer funded UN trip. Very interesting turn of events, that.

In today's news I see that our Defence Minister, Dr Brendan Nelson, also admits to having visited a strip club, albeit some 30 years ago. Somebody sees some political point-scoring going on here and wishes to clear the air before a finger is pointed at them.

In between these headline acts my best man, Nick, attended a strip club.

It's all the rage. I attended one too when I was younger. Never when I was older however so don't hold that against me. Mind you, I took along a bag of Minties in case I became bored.

How many more of our Federal politicians have attended strip clubs? More likely, how many haven't? More importantly, can we get our pollies to rate them so that we can all vote on them? Let's have some serious debate in Federal parliament as to the best strip clubs in, and out of, the country.