Sunday, July 29, 2007

Frugal Bastard's Tips For Husbands

- Don't answer rhetorical questions.
- If you must answer a rhetorical question, lie. People that ask rhetorical questions usually can't handle the truth.
- Don't pretend to know anything.
- Never make the mistake of having made the decision. It can only end badly for you.
- Never do or say anything wrong as you will hear about it for the rest of your life.

5 comments:

Wills said...

Wise words indeed.

Anonymous said...

That is so true!!! Never tell her she is fat or you may never get her in bed with you again!!! Never complain about her cooking or she will starve you!!! If her face looks like a prune when she is old, tell her how young she looks or that prune may run off with the California raisins ha ha If you make a mistake just admit it or there will be hell to pay!!! Never give up or you will die old and lonely it's a daily devotion to the one you love!!! Being lonely sucks even if you have to listen to bitching now and then it beats lonliness... Just a few jokes!! Good luck to you and your beutiful family!!! I will be happy when the L's pay the piper for thier evil sick deeds. Annette Have a great week!!!!

James said...

And it's taken you how long to realise this???

Anonymous said...

Maturity is a gift most people do not live long enough to obtain get it?? Annette

Hammy said...

Did I get to maturity or did I get your comment? Let's hope I never reach maturity, eh.