Dodgy Share Pinching C@#$s!!

Direct Share Purchasing Corporation Pty Ltd - the dodgy share buyers are back. BHP Billiton warned shareholders recently that David Tweed was up to his old trips of offering money for your shares at substantially lower than market value. All you have to do is sign a form and return it. Then, a few days later, you will receive a cheque for possibly several thousand dollars less than you reasonably should expect.

Don't accept anything from the dodgy pricks behind this company.

Be warned. Even if you don't sign the form but return it the fine print says that still constitutes acceptance of the offer. My advice is to remove all personally identifying material, write some nasty messages and place is the pre-addressed envelope provided, don't affix a stamp (let the bastard pay extra for it being delivered without a stamp) and relax thinking happy thoughts.

Just don't get caught.