That's not out of the question, is it? Have you seen some of the crud that's been trying out for Australian Idol? Not much on offer in the whole of Tasmania. Cast your mind back to high school. There would be one or two of you reading this who would recall my outstanding ability to murder the national anthem.
I hate singing in public. At school I never enjoyed singing Advance Australia Fair and would sing as deeply and as dull as possible. Even in church I sang better. Not believing any of the guff that the priest was spouting and not wishing to be at church, I would mime the hymns. At least the experience wasn't as painful for fellow churchgoers as my schoolmates.