Thursday, November 10, 2005

Here's One Bombing In Indonesia To Be Happy About

Terrorist bomber mastermind Dr Azahari is dead. Isn't it ironic that he died in an explosion? Word is that he used to wear a bomb belt/vest at all times so that he could never be captured. I would've thought that the old cyanide pill would have meant a lesser possibility of an accident. He went out with a bang.

It certainly is one bombing in Indonesia that I was happy to hear about. Problem is, it won't stop his terrorist organisation, Jemaah Islamiah, at all. It is without question that he would have passed his knowledge onto fellow terrorists.

Apparently he studied in Adelaide. We all know that nothing happens in Adelaide so I'm not surprised that he didn't stick around. I guess he had to blow the joint. Aha ha. I kill myself.

Dr Azahari was also well known for his parties. They were dynamite. Ok, I'll stop now.

It seems like a good time for world travel. Get my visa early so that I can stay away from embassies. Don't stay in the mega-expensive hotels such as the Grand Hyatt and the Radisson. Go somewhere near winter time and the tourists aren't about. Not too much chance of getting blown up. I have more chance of catching bird flu. If I did come into contact with explosive material and have my life ended I wouldn't be able to blog about it, so I'll try not to let it happen.

7 comments:

Nick Souter said...

Hammy, those jokes were so not funny it's not funny!

Hammy said...

Aren't you glad that you wasted that much of your life required to read them then?

megha said...

Jemaah Islamiah sounds alarmingly like a university here - Jamia Milia Islamia. it's a good uni, don't worry. they teach some excellent journalism, i believe. no bombs and all that.

Hammysmum said...

Not funny. Do try VERY hard to come home in one piece, and fit and well!!

Anonymous said...

I am worried that he could have fake his death. You could blow a bomb and have someone pretend you were blown with it. Is there proof?

Hammy said...

Anon - that has to be you Ben. Too scared to make any political comment I see.

Hammy said...

Megha - the pen is mightier than the ball bearing or fertilizer bomb, eh?