Time For Truth In Advertising Car Names

Are you a bit like me and sick of the grandiose names that are bestowed upon cars these days?

Grandeur - it's only a Hyundai
Conquest - a Toyota Corolla
Sportivo - as if
Neon - where is the bright colour?
Adventurer - bit full of themselves me suspects
Territory - WTF?

Let's see some real names for a change.

Lemon
Rust Bucket
Buzz Box
Bucket of Bolts
Shit Box
Oil Burner
2nd Mortgage
Shaggin' Wagon - ok, this is a real car, the Holden Sandman