The Sky Has Fallen On Our Heads

Labor won the federal election in a Ruddslide, er landslide yesterday. Even the prime minister looks set to lose his seat.

I knew bad things would happen if Labor won. The sky has well and truly fallen on our heads. In fact, the sun has failed to rise. It should have been up three hours ago and hasn't made an appearance. And my Sunday paper wasn't delivered. We're all doomed I tell you. Three years of federal Labor. And they have all the state and territory administrations as well. How depressing. I can't stand union bastards.