Wednesday, January 25, 2006

We Have An Industrial Spider

I don't know what drugs our pet daddy long legs spider is on but she has woven an interesting web.

What is this spider on?

As mentioned previously I had a run in with the hairdresser. Here's the result. Arnie eat your heart out. Now all I need to do is join the armed services. Army, namely. None of that Navy "tiddy oggie" rubbish.

That was a close shave.

9 comments:

spicey pineapple said...

what the hell did you let them do to your head? it doesnt look good my friend and the spider is definantly on something....what does a dandy eat? its so small! yet its the most poison spider in the world...people should be scared if thos things grow long enoguh pinchers!

Anonymous said...

I will have to check that out on the Net. I have always beleived they are harmless!

Anonymous said...

My spelling is a bit 'off' tonight, isn't it? Why do your hair cuts always make you look like an escapee from somewhere? The pose does not help methinks.

Hammy said...

"Get-stuck-into-Hammy time" is it? That's ok, I'm big enough and ugly enough to handle it.

No, spelling is about on par.

What did they do to my head - nothing. I was born with that head. I only let them fiddle with the hair.

I think Belinda is referring to an urban myth whereby daddy long leg spiders are said to be the most poisonous spiders in the world but their fangs are too short to penetrate the skin of humans. Nice story but not true. So I'm told.

Anonymous said...

and hahaha funny funny @ your pic. Looks like you are not paying your hairdresser enough.

spajonas said...

yikes! that's one heck of a flattop!

Anonymous said...

Tiddy Oggie, never 'eard of it. Please explain.

Hammy said...

Tiddy oggie is something they say in the Navy. Bit like "dib dib, dob dob" in Cubs.

Daddy long leg spiders eat mozzies, flies and moths. They are quite handy and don't run around on the floor like Huntsmen do.

Joe said...

Wow, Hammy...interesting cut you have there.