Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Couple Of Headlines

Whale vomit find may net $1m for family - You can just imagine what people will be offering on Ebay in the weeks to come. Just ripe for copycat activity.

What makes arsonists tick? (Seen on Channel 7's Sunrise ticker) - I'm betting it is along the lines of "They have a burning ambition".

Bali Nine's Sukumaran Faces Death - Obviously conditions are about to be improved at Denpasar Jail for Sukumaran. Lucky boy.

Govt urged to do more to boost nurses numbers - If anyone knows how to fudge the figures it's the government. Perhaps they could be seasonally adjusted.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow, i didn't know ambergris was whale puke. maybe that's why they gave it a fancy name.

Joe said...

I wonder how much I can sell my own vomit for on eBay...

Anonymous said...

I should sell some air on E-bay. Might net me some $$

Ben said...

The arsonist are listening to the weather forecast, when they hear 35-40 C, they light up the fire. I am happy it rained, that will stop the fire.

I think they should not forecast for hot temperature when there is no possibility of rain afterward.

Hammy said...

Joe, seeing as you have so much trouble with women, perhaps you should collect their vomit and have a big sale.

Joking. Honestly.