Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Interpreting Car Yard Speak

LET'S TALK A DEAL - Could someone please take this off my hands.

TEST DRIVE NOW - This car has been sitting here for so long that the oil has become a hardened mess at the bottom of the sump and the cobwebs need to be blown off the cylinders.

EASY FINANCE - It's easy to get hold of your money for this overpriced vehicle.

VALUE - Yeah, it's all ours though.

DEMO - This vehicle has been repeatedly taken around the block and thrashed. Buy it at your own risk.

LIMITED RELEASE - Not good enough to sell a great deal of so they stopped producing it earlier than expected.

SALE - It's been sitting here too long.

MANY EXTRAS - Quite a few useless features thrown in that you'll never use.

CHEAP - Can't wait to get rid of this bomb.

LUXURY - This car actually feels and handles quite nicely. You are going to be paying for it, however.

2 comments:

Joe said...

Brilliant. I'm going to have to bring this next time I go car shopping.

Hammysmum said...

Dad thinks you are spot on with these comments. So do I.