Monday, September 08, 2008

Strange Thoughts In My Head

Do Muslim cricketers have lunch, tea or drinks breaks during the month ofRamadan when they aren't supposed to eat or drink during the daylight hours? Do they only want to play night games during this period?

What is scented toilet paper for? For whom do you need your arse to smell so nice?

Why does Qantas, so intent on saving money, insist on lighting the no smoking signs on their planes when it's been illegal to smoke on a plane for ever? They could save at least $5/plane/year in the fuel used to generate the electricity to light the signs. And they wouldn't have to waste electricity announcing that there is no smoking allowed.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Muslims like to do everything at night it seems. They believe that too much light is bad for you. Scented toilet paper makes the stinky go bye bye that is why. Some people's noses are more sensitive than others. Smoking causes brain damage and they must remind smokers because, they can be very forgetful. Signs are cool anyway ha ha ha Have a great week .Your friend, Annette

James said...

Well, being a person in the toilet paper game, scented toilet paper or actually scented cores were developed to mask the smell of the pulp that was used to make the paper. That issue has gone now with the current processing technique, but because the consumer knows that it was there, they still want it. They don't have scented toilet paper in the states, and as far as I am aware they are still only selling white paper with no print on it. They were thinking of making a kids toilet paper with paw prints on it, so the kids know when to tear the sheet off. Got to save the environment and all that.

Susan Ham said...

Glad to see you are maintaining your standards. We have come to expect this kind of thinking from you. You musn't disappoint your readers.I thought everybody copied everything from the Yanks. Disappointed to here they don't have scented bog rolls, let alone printed ones so the little dears can save paper.

Hammy said...

Getting back to the bog roll, crap wrap, whatever you wish to call it, if they printed Collingwood players on both sides then people would use both sides of the paper and save the environment. He he.

Anonymous said...

If they start recycling used toilet paper that is it ha ha ha Annette