Strange Thoughts In My Head

Do Muslim cricketers have lunch, tea or drinks breaks during the month ofRamadan when they aren't supposed to eat or drink during the daylight hours? Do they only want to play night games during this period?

What is scented toilet paper for? For whom do you need your arse to smell so nice?

Why does Qantas, so intent on saving money, insist on lighting the no smoking signs on their planes when it's been illegal to smoke on a plane for ever? They could save at least $5/plane/year in the fuel used to generate the electricity to light the signs. And they wouldn't have to waste electricity announcing that there is no smoking allowed.

Question

If someone from Cork was to marry someone from Asia and have a child would that child be Corkasian?

Stupid Questions

Q. If you drop your toast and it doesn't have butter on it which side does it land on?
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Q. How long do you have to wait if the local cows belong to nomads?
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Q. Why is it that sleeping does are allowed to get away with not telling the truth?
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Q. Do dead cats bounce higher than live cats?
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Q. Do books have a right not to be hit? Same for bottles?
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Q. Can't pharmaceutical companies create an itch cream that takes less than seven years to work?
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Everybody Is In Too Much Of A Hurry

P-plater clocked at 213kph - What was he racing?

Eight year old girl dragged by bus - I bet the bus driver felt like a big man. Fancy racing an eight year old girl. I hope she had a bicycle and not a trike.