Q. Why do the Eagles name 22 players but only 21 take the field?
A. Ben Cousins just can't go past the white line.
Q. Have you heard about the new, low irritant Ben Cousins contact lenses?
A. They guarantee that your eyes never get bloodshot.
Q. Have you heard about the Cousins Burger Meal?
A. It comes with free coke.
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