More Ben Cousins Jokes
Q. Why do the Eagles name 22 players but only 21 take the field?
A. Ben Cousins just can't go past the white line.
Q. Have you heard about the new, low irritant Ben Cousins contact lenses?
A. They guarantee that your eyes never get bloodshot.
Q. Have you heard about the Cousins Burger Meal?
A. It comes with free coke.
4 comments:
the white line one is hilarious :D
Still, the dude is rich and popular enough in Perth, Im surprised he doesn't just come out with it an endorse his own lifestyle..
Regardless, I've had a lot of friends who have run into the eagles here AND abroad, and they are generally all off their nuts.. 3 days for amphetamines to get outta the system.. :P
you guys are fuckin dick heads you obviosly dont no wat he has been through if your still makin jokes about him! he is one of the best players in the game! give him a fuckin break!!!
A very timely post by anonymous and a show of support just hours before it became common knowledge that Ben Cousins had been on a five day cocaine binge in LA when he was supposedly in rehab. He was in relapse, more like it. Who looks like the dickhead now, anonymous?
New Ben Cousins value meal available now at Hungry Jack's. No burger, no fries, just coke and ice.
I actually think the media should get off his case but i can still find humour in the jokes!
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