Just Remember People....
Just remember people - Johnnie Walker. Drink responsibly. If you get plastered and stumble about like a cheap drunk you'll ruin their reputation.
Just remember people - decompression is not a combination of the dot com bomb and depression. Unless you had heaps of expense Internet-company shares that suddenly became worthless perhaps.
Just remember people - before India became the world's call centre it used to be Houston, Texas. Think back to, "Houston, we have a problem"?
Just remember people - being a republican doesn't mean that you ran a pub once, changed jobs and then are running a pub again.
Just remember people - the customer is always right. He might be a right nuisance or a right pain in the arse but he's still right.
Just remember people - everything can be fixed. Even that which is not broken.