Just remember people - If you win an escape holiday that you will have to return to work. There is no escape.
Just remember people - A good haircut is known as a hairdo whereas a bad haircut, such as a comb over, is called a hairdon't.
Just remember people - The last minute has a disproportionate amount of work crammed in making the rest of the work process appear to be inefficient.
Just remember people - Phones were invented so that kids who didn't listen at home when growing up can call mum or dad for advice that had been given over and over and over and......
Quiet week this one. Gonna give this a rest for a while. Need a bit of inspiration. Hope you enjoyed this little series.
Showing posts with label Just Remember People. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Just Remember People. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Just Remember People....
Just remember people - Don't think that it's possible to swim in ever decreasing circles as it's technically a spiral. And you're spiralling downwards in any case.
Just remember people - a bird in the hand will probably peck you.
Just remember people - it's not the thought that counts. It's the accountant.
Just remember people - luckily Jack thought highly of his mother or he might well have sold the old cow for a handful of beans.
Just remember people - you can be sure that the owners of 7-Eleven, Seven & I Holdings Co. of Japan, are rather glad that Al Qaeda attacks on the World Trade Centre, The Pentagon and in Pennsylvania took place on September the 11th and not July the 11th as it would have darkened their name considerably.
Just remember people - If you have multiple personalities it only takes one to know one, it takes one to tango and one is a crowd.
Just remember people - the difference between being the most sexy and a discriminator on the basis of gender is just an ecstacy tablet.
Just remember people - a bird in the hand will probably peck you.
Just remember people - it's not the thought that counts. It's the accountant.
Just remember people - luckily Jack thought highly of his mother or he might well have sold the old cow for a handful of beans.
Just remember people - you can be sure that the owners of 7-Eleven, Seven & I Holdings Co. of Japan, are rather glad that Al Qaeda attacks on the World Trade Centre, The Pentagon and in Pennsylvania took place on September the 11th and not July the 11th as it would have darkened their name considerably.
Just remember people - If you have multiple personalities it only takes one to know one, it takes one to tango and one is a crowd.
Just remember people - the difference between being the most sexy and a discriminator on the basis of gender is just an ecstacy tablet.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Just Remember People....
Just remember people - everybody is in a race. The human race. Although some people aren't doing so well and don't look like getting a place.
Just remember people - Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer probably had a severe cold and shouldn't have been out working late especially in that cold weather. He should have joined the union movement and obtained sick leave.
Just remember people - success breeds success but bogans breed bogans.
Just remember people - the way to distinguish between a Muslim and non-Muslim woman during summer is quite easy. The Muslim woman wears non-revealing clothes so that only the eyes can be seen. The non-Muslim woman wears a large pair of designer glasses to hide her eyes and very little clothing.
Just remember people - it takes one to know one but it takes two to tango.
Just remember people - if beauty is in the eye of the beholder then ugly must be kept somewhere else. I'm guessing that it's probably burnt into an area in the brain.
Just remember people - two minute noodles take closer to five minutes to eat so don't believe the hype.
Just remember people - Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer probably had a severe cold and shouldn't have been out working late especially in that cold weather. He should have joined the union movement and obtained sick leave.
Just remember people - success breeds success but bogans breed bogans.
Just remember people - the way to distinguish between a Muslim and non-Muslim woman during summer is quite easy. The Muslim woman wears non-revealing clothes so that only the eyes can be seen. The non-Muslim woman wears a large pair of designer glasses to hide her eyes and very little clothing.
Just remember people - it takes one to know one but it takes two to tango.
Just remember people - if beauty is in the eye of the beholder then ugly must be kept somewhere else. I'm guessing that it's probably burnt into an area in the brain.
Just remember people - two minute noodles take closer to five minutes to eat so don't believe the hype.
Sunday, December 05, 2010
Just Remember People....
Just remember people - Mein Kampf is not a child's story recounting a school camp.
Just remember people - shops that advertise sales as "Personal shoppers only" are discriminating against those shoppers who wish to be impersonal.
Just remember people - A short survival guide for American gays in the military - 'Don't arse, don't tell.'
Just remember people - there's a level to just how crazy words are.
ornamental - 60%
sentimental - 55%
departmental - 50%
experimental - 50%
governmental - 50%
developmental - 46%
environmental - 46%
temperamental - 46%
interdepartmental - 35%
Just remember people - tradesmen may drive the quickest and most erratically on the roads but they are still late for appointments.
Just remember people - if shit is going to hit the fan then you have a short period of time to act and try to save the situation before it actually hits. Alternatively you have some time to make your escape.
Just remember people - there's probably an inventive Nigerian who is collecting royalties everytime a "Nigerian" scam is mentioned in the press as he's trademarked the term.
Just remember people - fish makes for a versatile food. If it's cooked properly you can serve it as fish. If it's not cooked properly then you might be able to get away with calling it sashimi.
Just remember people - shops that advertise sales as "Personal shoppers only" are discriminating against those shoppers who wish to be impersonal.
Just remember people - A short survival guide for American gays in the military - 'Don't arse, don't tell.'
Just remember people - there's a level to just how crazy words are.
ornamental - 60%
sentimental - 55%
departmental - 50%
experimental - 50%
governmental - 50%
developmental - 46%
environmental - 46%
temperamental - 46%
interdepartmental - 35%
Just remember people - tradesmen may drive the quickest and most erratically on the roads but they are still late for appointments.
Just remember people - if shit is going to hit the fan then you have a short period of time to act and try to save the situation before it actually hits. Alternatively you have some time to make your escape.
Just remember people - there's probably an inventive Nigerian who is collecting royalties everytime a "Nigerian" scam is mentioned in the press as he's trademarked the term.
Just remember people - fish makes for a versatile food. If it's cooked properly you can serve it as fish. If it's not cooked properly then you might be able to get away with calling it sashimi.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Just Remember People....
Just remember people - someone has to throw the first snowball to start a snowball fight.
Just remember people - Johnnie Walker. Drink responsibly. If you get plastered and stumble about like a cheap drunk you'll ruin their reputation.
Just remember people - decompression is not a combination of the dot com bomb and depression. Unless you had heaps of expense Internet-company shares that suddenly became worthless perhaps.
Just remember people - before India became the world's call centre it used to be Houston, Texas. Think back to, "Houston, we have a problem"?
Just remember people - being a republican doesn't mean that you ran a pub once, changed jobs and then are running a pub again.
Just remember people - the customer is always right. He might be a right nuisance or a right pain in the arse but he's still right.
Just remember people - everything can be fixed. Even that which is not broken.
Just remember people - Johnnie Walker. Drink responsibly. If you get plastered and stumble about like a cheap drunk you'll ruin their reputation.
Just remember people - decompression is not a combination of the dot com bomb and depression. Unless you had heaps of expense Internet-company shares that suddenly became worthless perhaps.
Just remember people - before India became the world's call centre it used to be Houston, Texas. Think back to, "Houston, we have a problem"?
Just remember people - being a republican doesn't mean that you ran a pub once, changed jobs and then are running a pub again.
Just remember people - the customer is always right. He might be a right nuisance or a right pain in the arse but he's still right.
Just remember people - everything can be fixed. Even that which is not broken.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Just Remember People....
Just remember people - take medication only as directed. If symptoms persist then there really might be something wrong with you.
Just remember people - stick and stones may break my bones but machetes are more more effective for occasioning grevious bodily harm.
Just remember people - there is one thing worse than your kids asking, "Are we there yet?" It is when you're in bed with your wife and she asks, "Are we there yet?"
Just remember people - you can forget all of your worries if you have amnesia.
Just remember people - persons who steam cook their eggs don't appreciate being labelled as poachers.
Just remember people - going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car. (I didn't make this one up)
Just remember people - motion refers to physical movement but emotion doesn't mean electronic movement in the same way that email means electronic mail.
Just remember people - stick and stones may break my bones but machetes are more more effective for occasioning grevious bodily harm.
Just remember people - there is one thing worse than your kids asking, "Are we there yet?" It is when you're in bed with your wife and she asks, "Are we there yet?"
Just remember people - you can forget all of your worries if you have amnesia.
Just remember people - persons who steam cook their eggs don't appreciate being labelled as poachers.
Just remember people - going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car. (I didn't make this one up)
Just remember people - motion refers to physical movement but emotion doesn't mean electronic movement in the same way that email means electronic mail.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Just Remember People....
Just remember people - the man who makes no mistakes generally makes nothing. He's generally not very useful though but it does go to show that the more you do the more you stuff up.
Just remember people - atheists never have to be concerned with getting up at an ungodly hour or to suffer from an act of God.
Just remember people - what goes up must come down. Unless it is a tax. Taxes have a nasty habit of defying the law of gravity.
Just remember people - Remembrance Day is for remembering the sacrifices of members of the armed forces and civilians in times of war. Their sacrifice was so that you may enjoy the freedom that you currently do.
Just remember people - don't tempt fate. Fate wins.
Just remember people - although incapable of reproduction the numbers of politicians and homosexuals is on the rise.
Just remember people - good things come to those who wait but much better opportunities are available to those that get off their arse and go out and look.
Just remember people - atheists never have to be concerned with getting up at an ungodly hour or to suffer from an act of God.
Just remember people - what goes up must come down. Unless it is a tax. Taxes have a nasty habit of defying the law of gravity.
Just remember people - Remembrance Day is for remembering the sacrifices of members of the armed forces and civilians in times of war. Their sacrifice was so that you may enjoy the freedom that you currently do.
Just remember people - don't tempt fate. Fate wins.
Just remember people - although incapable of reproduction the numbers of politicians and homosexuals is on the rise.
Just remember people - good things come to those who wait but much better opportunities are available to those that get off their arse and go out and look.
Sunday, November 07, 2010
Just Remember People....
Just remember people - you will obtain more excercise from assembling excercise equipment than from actually using the equipment.
Just remember people - he who laughs last was the slowest to check his email.
Just remember people - The term "Like a B52" is a reference to somebody not understanding something as it has gone "straight over their head". It would obviously be more confusing for them if carpet-bombing operations were being undertaken at the time.
Just remember people - having studied biology is not a prerequisite for a working biological clock.
Just remember people - Just because mudslingers throw mud doesn't mean that gunslingers throw guns.
Just remember people - Having a timebomb ticking in your head doesn't mean that you're a terrorist.
Just remember people - Orville Wright didn't have a pilot licence. Amelia Earhart did.
Just remember people - shoot first and question the survivors later.
Just remember people - he who laughs last was the slowest to check his email.
Just remember people - The term "Like a B52" is a reference to somebody not understanding something as it has gone "straight over their head". It would obviously be more confusing for them if carpet-bombing operations were being undertaken at the time.
Just remember people - having studied biology is not a prerequisite for a working biological clock.
Just remember people - Just because mudslingers throw mud doesn't mean that gunslingers throw guns.
Just remember people - Having a timebomb ticking in your head doesn't mean that you're a terrorist.
Just remember people - Orville Wright didn't have a pilot licence. Amelia Earhart did.
Just remember people - shoot first and question the survivors later.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Just Remember People....
I'm thinking of starting to show some wit online with the start of a new series which I shall call "Just Remember People..." I update my status on Facebook with some one liner that intends to bring a smile to your face. Well, I'll be trying to anyway. Not everything will be mine but hopefully you get a laugh out of it anyway. Here's what you may have missed during the last week.
Just remember people - multiple personality disorder sufferers are people, two, you know.
Just remember people - If at first you don't succeed then parachuting is probably not the right sport for you.
Just remember people - Pi is not equal to 4, as enacted in Bill No. 246 from the 1897 General Assembly of Indiana, but much closer to 3.141592653589793238462643383279502.....
Just remember people - Ghandi was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
Just remember people - niwa niwa niwa niwa tori ga iru.
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