Random, Very Random, Thoughts

Q. How do insomniacs react when told to "Sleep on it"?

The early bird catches the worm. This indicates that worms have a very poor education system. Surely, as this has been going on forever and a day, the worms would have realised that they should adjust their work timetable ever so slightly so that they are a working a bit earlier in the day or a bit later. That way they would miss the early bird and, with the subsequent population explosion, they would get that much closer to their goal of world domination.

Q. What do you call a mute computer nerd with a rusty hip replacement, who's not very strong, has an incontinence problem and is conducting a spy operation on a youth holiday?
A. A squeaky, weaky geeky on a con tiki who's a bit leaky, acts quite sneaky but he no speaky.