Tuesday, November 25, 2008

If I Were A Cop

As I left the building at the conclusion of the working day today, I spied a vehicle out the front. It was occupying the clearway. A big no-no in my book. Mate, there's a reason that it's a clearway at that time of the day and that's because there's a bloody lot of traffic that wishes to use three lanes instead of two. Besides, it's dangerous for you to be there then. Not only that but the car was still running and the driver was talking on his mobile phone. Another bit of illegal behaviour. His car may have been parked in an overly large parking area but he still managed to straddle his parking lane and the driving lane next to him. Not only that but he was parked in two parking spaces.

If I were a cop I'd would be throwing a very large book at him.

3 comments:

Susan Ham said...

Yesterday, my friend's daughter rang her while we were in the car, about to drive off. My friend ascertained her daughter was driving while talking on the mobile. She was told it was illegal. Her daughter said, "Your point being?" Her mother said that she should not be doing what she was doing. Her daughter's reply, " It's OK. I haven't been caught yet."

Anonymous said...

That bastard. What will he do next? Annette

Iris Flavia said...

At least he stopped. Over here they keep on driving, slow, in wiggy lines, no matter where, highway, rural roads, city.

We need more cops. So, if that was your next job, come over here with that book!