The Funniest Thing I've Ever Heard?

Miky said something really funny the other day. Not related to English not being her first language, like saying "disbenefit" instead of disadvantage, no. More along the lines of "I want to be a morning person."

I cracked up. She's not a morning person and never will be. Not in a million years. I laughed and explained why I laughed. Still, I woke her up early the next morning. Guess who didn't get out of bed? And the next morning too. By the third morning the desired change in behaviour was no longer desired.

Morning person indeed.