Health Warning

I think that women of the world are in for a health shock in the coming years. Women are being bombarded with ads telling them to "fatten their lashes". In some cases the product is supposed to make eyelashes 2000% larger. Max Factor has a 2000 calorie mascara.

Women, what are you doing to yourselves? Don't you realise that the only thing that can become of this are hideously muscled eyes that have strained for years under the additional weight of mascara? Your bodies weren't designed for such stresses. Medical research in the years to come will shed light that this is as unhealthy an activity for women as breast implants have been shown to be.

Ed. - Perhaps this posting is a bit sexist and there are some of you men out there who take offence to the stereotype that only women wear mascara. If this offends you then you need to take a long look at yourself and your behaviour. Stop it!!