My Wife The Morning Person

My wife decided a few days ago to make a concerted effort to become a morning person. When I leave for work she wants me to wake her up so it's not that she wishes to be an early morning person. This morning, I think the second morning of her new regimen, she said, "Not this morning. Only Thursdays."

And you wonder why I laughed when she told me of her plan a few days prior? I know this girl so I couldn't see it lasting.

The Funniest Thing I've Ever Heard?

Miky said something really funny the other day. Not related to English not being her first language, like saying "disbenefit" instead of disadvantage, no. More along the lines of "I want to be a morning person."

I cracked up. She's not a morning person and never will be. Not in a million years. I laughed and explained why I laughed. Still, I woke her up early the next morning. Guess who didn't get out of bed? And the next morning too. By the third morning the desired change in behaviour was no longer desired.

Morning person indeed.