Showing posts with label wife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wife. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Time For A New Wife

Remember recently when my watch told me that it was Christmas Day when in fact it was only the 24th of November? Well, today it came up with something better. Today I was informed that it was the 31st of November.

Time for a new watch which means time for a new wife.

Friday, October 26, 2007

My Wife The Morning Person

My wife decided a few days ago to make a concerted effort to become a morning person. When I leave for work she wants me to wake her up so it's not that she wishes to be an early morning person. This morning, I think the second morning of her new regimen, she said, "Not this morning. Only Thursdays."

And you wonder why I laughed when she told me of her plan a few days prior? I know this girl so I couldn't see it lasting.