The Man Needs Help

I went to the bonecracker, er chiropractor, on Saturday. Whilst in the waiting room I read a women's mag and picked up the story of Christie Brinkley and her divorce from Peter Cook, her fourth husband. Sensational revelations included that he'd had an affair with an 18 year old, paid the girl $300,000 to keep quiet and given her $25,000 towards the purchase of a car. Apparently he spent $3,000 per month trawling porn sites and trying to meet women. Hello, you're married to Christie Brinkley. Either she's a super bitch or you're a super prick.

The man needs help. We should start a support group for him. Three thousand dollars a month for porn is crazy. There's plenty of decent free sites out there. Where is his support when he needs it most?

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Low Price Airfare To Bali But You Have To Spend More Money Otherwise You'll Be Visiting Schapelle Corby

Virgin Blue is offering AUD$199 tickets to Bali, one way, from Perth. It may seem like a great deal but, if you're a woman, you'll probably have to spend those savings buying some swimwear so that you don't end up staying with Schapelle Corby. The bikini is about to be banned in Indonesia because it is considered pornographic.

Gee, if my pornography has a bikini it isn't in the frame for long. He he. The bikini isn't the pornographic bit. That's almost laughable that lawmakers in the country could consider a bikini to be pornographic.

My missus used to work in a swimwear store and I don't think that it's more expensive to purchase a one-piece bathing costume than a bikini. So, it probably will end up being a good deal to go to a country overrun by drunk, druggies from Australia.

How Fast Are We Going?

On the bus this morning whilst it was still dark. I've decided to start work a bit earlier so that I have more time with the family in the evening. Getting home to eat, have a shower, read a book and go to bed isn't the ideal situation.

As the bus was approaching the city this morning I noticed the speedometer of a ute next to us. As it was dark the speedo was illuminated and I could see that the driver adjacent was doing a touch over 60 km/h. I glanced at the bus's speedo, as I was seated at the front next to the driver, and it read 60 km/h. That was a little unusual seeing as we were overtaking the ute. So, I decided to check the next car's speedo to give me some idea of what speed we were actually doing.

The next car was doing smack bang on 60 km/h. So the bus's speedo was about right. What was more interesting about the car alongside us was the fact that the driver had what appeared to be a laptop on the passenger seat and was playing a porno movie for all to see. I don't care what speed we were doing in the bus - the woman in the porno was going hammer and tongs.

Just when you think you've seen it all on the bus too. Helps to glance outside once in a while.