Virgin Blue is offering AUD$199 tickets to Bali, one way, from Perth. It may seem like a great deal but, if you're a woman, you'll probably have to spend those savings buying some swimwear so that you don't end up staying with Schapelle Corby. The bikini is about to be banned in Indonesia because it is considered pornographic.
Gee, if my pornography has a bikini it isn't in the frame for long. He he. The bikini isn't the pornographic bit. That's almost laughable that lawmakers in the country could consider a bikini to be pornographic.
My missus used to work in a swimwear store and I don't think that it's more expensive to purchase a one-piece bathing costume than a bikini. So, it probably will end up being a good deal to go to a country overrun by drunk, druggies from Australia.
I'm known as a Frugal Bastard as I'm careful with my money and don't like wastage. I travel a bit, take lots of photos, make videos and like sharing my own silly opinions on stupid things and spelling mistakes that I discover in the media. Political comment and satire have a place close to my heart. I also major in sarcasm.
Showing posts with label Bikini. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bikini. Show all posts
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Bikini Massage Follow-Up
In today's Sunday Times newspaper they ran a report almost exactly the same as my blog post regarding the bikini massage ad. There is another article on Perth Now's Website regarding the situation in Northbridge. Major difference between my post and the newspaper article is that they informed the police of their findings.
Funny, eh?
In today's Sunday Times newspaper they ran a report almost exactly the same as my blog post regarding the bikini massage ad. There is another article on Perth Now's Website regarding the situation in Northbridge. Major difference between my post and the newspaper article is that they informed the police of their findings.
Funny, eh?
Saturday, January 05, 2008
Bikini Girls Massage Full Body
Catchy title, eh? Should send a bit of traffic my way. Arose early this morning and decided to walk to the post office to check the mail. Must be a New Year's Resolution thing, I dunno. Whilst walking through the adjacent car park a few leaflets on the ground which grabbed my attention. I picked one up and had a read. Obviously the headline is supposed to catch your eye and you don't bother reading too much more into it. I took the time to read the whole leaflet and was appalled by the grammar, or lack thereof.
And they are looking for 16 year old girls to work in this industry? This ad is wrong on so many levels. Fact, they're offering immediate starts for 16-30 yrs females. Firstly, there is age discrimination involved here and secondly, there is an element of gender bias. Exactly what "products" would you need to ensure that the "girls" were catered with? Does the fact that "girls" is in quotation marks mean that trannies could get involved?
Love the "This brochures (sic) is the property of Joe Blow Distributors (Victoria - Australia).
For three hundred dollars a day I might think of joining this business. The bikini could be a problem but maybe I could do a topless bikini massage, i.e. in briefs. Or perhaps based on the 16-30 yrs females required for immediate start they have enough blokes employed and not enough female customers. Damn. Just my luck. All of it bad.
Bikini Girls Massage Full Body pg 1.
Bikini Girls Massage Full Body pg 2.
I'd be fairly certain that they've just grabbed an image from the Web to advertise. How could you have a massage done by someone filled with so much silicone and collagen that they couldn't move properly?
Catchy title, eh? Should send a bit of traffic my way. Arose early this morning and decided to walk to the post office to check the mail. Must be a New Year's Resolution thing, I dunno. Whilst walking through the adjacent car park a few leaflets on the ground which grabbed my attention. I picked one up and had a read. Obviously the headline is supposed to catch your eye and you don't bother reading too much more into it. I took the time to read the whole leaflet and was appalled by the grammar, or lack thereof.
And they are looking for 16 year old girls to work in this industry? This ad is wrong on so many levels. Fact, they're offering immediate starts for 16-30 yrs females. Firstly, there is age discrimination involved here and secondly, there is an element of gender bias. Exactly what "products" would you need to ensure that the "girls" were catered with? Does the fact that "girls" is in quotation marks mean that trannies could get involved?
Love the "This brochures (sic) is the property of Joe Blow Distributors (Victoria - Australia).
For three hundred dollars a day I might think of joining this business. The bikini could be a problem but maybe I could do a topless bikini massage, i.e. in briefs. Or perhaps based on the 16-30 yrs females required for immediate start they have enough blokes employed and not enough female customers. Damn. Just my luck. All of it bad.


I'd be fairly certain that they've just grabbed an image from the Web to advertise. How could you have a massage done by someone filled with so much silicone and collagen that they couldn't move properly?
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)