Wednesday, June 18, 2008

No Tonsil Hockey

It appears that I have contracted tonsillitis again. This usually occurs once every couple of years. At first I thought it was a cold but with the tonsils hurting and the nose clear what else could it be? Unfortunately, yesterday I had to chaperone our client for some inspections therefore couldn't even take the day off.

Tonsillitis does wonders for my voice. I sound so manly. A bit like Barry White. Maybe even better than John Laws. I'm thinking of joining a call centre or working for a sex line.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you no sense of decorum? That last comment is gross.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha You need orange juice, Vitamins and blue cheese. Get well soon. Be sure to answer when I dial 1-800-get-screwed ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

Oh and it was not gross!! He has to make money some how so be it!!

Joe said...

Wouldn't it be interesting to learn that Barry White had merely had a case of tonsilitis all along?

Anonymous said...

Sure as hell Joe!! Get well soon FB!! What have you been playing tonisl hockey with THe MRS??? Ha ha ha LOL

Anonymous said...

Take the plunge and get them ripped out. You don't really need them anyway and you get lots of icecream!!
You will still get tonsillitis, but not so painful and maybe only every 5-10 years.