Swine Flu - It's Not True

If you'll pardon the pun, I think that this swine flu is a load of hogswash. I mean, who ever heard of a pig sneezing or with the sniffles?

I wonder how business is at the Hog's Breath Cafe? It can't not be affected. Poor buggers must be suffering from the GFC (no, not the Geelong Football Club) and then swine flu takes hold.

If you want a week off work or school it just seems that you have to go to Melbourne to catch a dose of swine flu.

Swine Flu - It's Not That Contagious

Last I heard there has only been one confirmed case of swine flu in Western Australia. Sometimes it's not so bad to be isolated. But the guy who contracted the virus shared a plane with the Fremantle Football Club and they were very concerned that the players might have caught the virus. This would lead to an upheaval in the AFL fixtures for the year if they were unable to field a team for a week or two whilst players were quarantined.

They needn't have worried. If you've seen the Dockers form of late they can't as much catch a football so what hope have they got of catching a virus?