Saturday, August 13, 2011

Flash Cars Are Just Penis Extensions

You've seen them before. Those guys who are owners of micro-penises and just have to have the big car that acts as a penis extension. Without the flash car they don't feel like real men.

The other day whilst out for a walk at lunchtime I saw a very nice Ferrari drive past. OK, there aren't a lot of Ferraris that don't look very nice, granted. But the driver was going past at about 40~50kms/h and sped up to the 60 limit. Maybe, just maybe, he put it into second gear. This car must have been worth three or four hundred thousand dollars, and looked every bit of it, but the guy was driving within the speed limit and can't use it to full value.

My question is - what good is a penis extension if you can't get a hard-on?

9 comments:

Iris Flavia said...

Have been rolling that question around in my head, too...
In my (small) home-town we sat in a cafĂ© on the main street and a guy with a red... was no ferrari even! ... was cruising through this one street like... I´m not lying... 15 times at... ...sloooow.

He wasn´t sexy either or slightly looking good.

Guess when you drive a fast car that slow your brain gets sucked in somewhere and you loose it all, penis included?

Bankruptcy Ben said...

Medical penis extensions don't make your erection bigger either, just your increase your "hang".

Anonymous said...

LOL they call that Small penis Syndrome SPS here lol Gill

Hammy said...

If you want to see people cruising the streets, as opposed to curb crawling, Mt Gambier is the place to visit. With one main strip you see the same cars drive up and down all night.

tateabolic said...

Think maybe you're just JEALOUS of people with nice cars or big tucks? And because of you're own short-comings, you assume it's because they have the money to "buy their penises." What about Amy Sangster? Is her Lamborghini Aventador a penis extension? Her boyfriend owns a lambo too, so....
Anyway, grown the fuck up. Just because someone has nice toys than you, is no reason to attack them personally. If you want one of these cars so bad, get an education and job that pays enough for you to do so.

tateabolic said...

DAMN I hate misspelling.Corrected words are *trucks, *grow the fuck up

Hammy said...

Lot of these guys have nothing worthy to attract a mate with so need a car to help out. Maybe in the case of a woman it is a sex toy. I'm probably far more educated than you think and earning enough money to buy one of these but have more sense and better things to spend my money on. Obviously hit a nerve. Observation, mate.

John said...
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Hammy said...

Read your comment John. Agree that very few truckies would be trying to compensate for something. It's mainly the sports cars that seem to attract these type of people. And, obviously, some of the pickup trucks.