Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Real Reason Bill Clinton Is Visiting North Korea

So, I read today that Bill Clinton has arrived in North Korea. He is apparently there to secure the release of a couple of US journalists who have been sentenced to 12 years hard labour for entering the country illegally and engaging in "hostile acts". I guess time will tell just how good his sweet-talking really is.

I think he is visiting because of a comment made regarding his wife recently. The North Korean Foreign Ministry stated that Hillary Clinton "looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping..." That's probably enough to stir old Bill into action. With his penchant for women he's more than likely searching for someone that can transform from a pensioner to a schoolgirl and back again. Dirty old man.


Anonymous said...

Better watch your wifie whey he visits there lol he may try to sway her away ha ha ha but, she has Super Hammy so that will never work.

Susan Ham said...

You are as skeptical as the cartoonist in The Advertiser on Wed. I will send the cartoon to you.