So, Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange, has been charged by Swedish authorities with "Sex by surprise"
. That's a rather strange charge but the linked article explains it relatively well. It's amusing that the Swedish government wants to extradite him from Britain when the maximum penalty is only 5,000 kronor (less than a grand). What's the bet that the US has some interest in the extradition.
If they have a law against sex by surprise surely they must have a law against non-surprising sex. Can you imagine being charged with being unadventurous in bed? In Sweden, of all places?
"You, sir, are boring in bed. You've brought the act of sex into disrepute. You have been charged with non-surprising sex."
What would the punishment be? Free lessons? I've seen the shirt - Sex Instructor - First Lesson Free
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