Funny Names At The Pizza Shop

Went to pick up a pizza from Dominos tonight. There was a funny name on the board and it would be another eight minutes before their pizza was ready. The name was HAYWOOD YABLOWME. I've seen BATMAN before and can just imagine the guy coming in and asking to collect a pizza. "Name?" The response would be "I'm Batman." I thought that Haywood was a surname rather than a christian name. Blame the Internet whereby you can order online and put in any name that you like in anonymity.

Waiting For God

Went to a friend's house last night with the boy so that we could have pizza for tea and his friend could come back to our house last night for a sleepover. My friend has a new computer and wanted to set up his email account. I had a go but kept getting an error regarding and incorrect username and/or password therefore he was unable to receive email. The funny thing about that was that I managed to send an email using the same username and password combination. I'll let him talk to his ISP's help to sort it out.

Even funnier is that although I was unable to configure his email account I was able to order pizzas online from Dominos Pizza. Go figure that one out!

Anyway, back to the subject. There is a monitor that tells you the name of people having ordered pizzas in the shop and it indicates how long until yours is ready. If I'd waited another eight minutes after collecting my pizzas I could have seen God. Well, somebody called God had ordered some pizzas. Thinking that rather than them getting cold and upsetting my friend and the kids I decided against waiting for God.

Being an athiest I don't think he would have shown up anyway. And Pizza Hut do a nicer Supreme pizza than Dominos. But the Tony Pepperoni and Capriciosa are hard to go past, I have to admit.