Yellow Sign For Britney Spears' Car

You know those annoying little yellow signs that you see on cars?

BABY ON BOARD
BEWARE - THIS CAR FARTS
0-60 IN 15 MINUTES

Well, I saw one that would go well on Britney Spears' vehicle:

CAUTION
CHILD IN MY HANDS

CAUTION - CHILD IN MY HANDS

OK, it would have been suitable until a few days ago and the custody decision. She'll have to get rid of the "BABY ON BOARD" yellow sign as well.

Britney no longer needs one of these signs.

Fancy being instructed by a judge that you must not drink alcohol or take prohibited substances for 12 hours prior to taking custody of her children and not being allowed to administer corporal punishment either. Doesn't that sound like advice that a decent parent would have passed on?