Thursday, June 16, 2011

Late Night Conversation

She: What would it be like if we were still boyfriend and girlfriend?
He: You couldn't get pregnant.
She: Would we still be together?
He: Nah, you'd be bored.
She: So you'd leave me?
He: No, it's my house.
Swift kick follows.

My missus has known me long enough to understand that she'll never get a decent conversation when I'm ready to sleep.


Anonymous said...

LOL Mr.Grumpy Pants. Gill

Iris Flavia said...

Oh, my :-))