If I Were A Cop

As I left the building at the conclusion of the working day today, I spied a vehicle out the front. It was occupying the clearway. A big no-no in my book. Mate, there's a reason that it's a clearway at that time of the day and that's because there's a bloody lot of traffic that wishes to use three lanes instead of two. Besides, it's dangerous for you to be there then. Not only that but the car was still running and the driver was talking on his mobile phone. Another bit of illegal behaviour. His car may have been parked in an overly large parking area but he still managed to straddle his parking lane and the driving lane next to him. Not only that but he was parked in two parking spaces.

If I were a cop I'd would be throwing a very large book at him.