Advice From A Psychiatrist

Don't get mad - get even.

"Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm going mad," said the patient.
"Don't get mad - get even."
"How do I get even?" he questioned.
"Don't be odd," was the psychiatrist's response.
"How do I not be odd?"
"Act normally," was the advice given.
"What's normal?"
"Look in my waiting room and don't act like any of those people."