She: What would it be like if we were still boyfriend and girlfriend?
He: You couldn't get pregnant.
She: Would we still be together?
He: Nah, you'd be bored.
She: So you'd leave me?
He: No, it's my house.
Swift kick follows.
My missus has known me long enough to understand that she'll never get a decent conversation when I'm ready to sleep.
2 comments:
LOL Mr.Grumpy Pants. Gill
Oh, my :-))
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