Just Remember People....

I'm thinking of starting to show some wit online with the start of a new series which I shall call "Just Remember People..." I update my status on Facebook with some one liner that intends to bring a smile to your face. Well, I'll be trying to anyway. Not everything will be mine but hopefully you get a laugh out of it anyway. Here's what you may have missed during the last week.

Just remember people - multiple personality disorder sufferers are people, two, you know.

Just remember people - If at first you don't succeed then parachuting is probably not the right sport for you.

Just remember people - Pi is not equal to 4, as enacted in Bill No. 246 from the 1897 General Assembly of Indiana, but much closer to 3.141592653589793238462643383279502.....

Just remember people - Ghandi was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

Just remember people - niwa niwa niwa niwa tori ga iru.