If you are put off by crude language then look away now. This isn't a post for kidlets. Let's have some fun at Tiger's expense.
His real name is Eldrick Tont Woods.
Anagrams of his name:
He infidelity will lead to a breakup of his marriage which leads to - "Roots dint wedlock".
Jamie Grubbs said that he wasn't good in bed - "Dick lets down root".
Obviously Tiger's thinking was done by his penis and not his brain - "Dick led wont roots".
I guess we have to come up with a new phrase, paraphrasing an old favourite, to describe a sex addict - "Like a Tiger with a bone".
Diet is the key. Cut back on the red meat sick Tiger before your pecker falls off from slut disease.
ReplyDeleteHis poor Mother in law was in the hospital. Did he screw her stomach out too?
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