Cricket Limericks

There was an Aussie batsman called Mr Cricket
Whose favourite memory was striding down the wicket
And hitting the ball to the boundary
Much unlike Colin Cowdry
With the fans yelling, "That's the ticket!"


There was a Pommie bowler called Flintoff
Thought he was the second coming of Darren Gough
He quite often took the prize wicket
Of a non-stroke playing Mr Cricket
By hitting just the one stump - off